Everyday I enviously trip upon some weird and variable weather pattern, anywhere, but here.
For
instance, in parts of Europe there's lengthy cool periods interrupted
by short but sharply felt heatwaves...in Seattle there's major heat
this week, in New York, it's drizzling throughout their mid summer
season.
Oh, would I ever
KILL for some weird and variable weather! For the past 3 + months it's
been raging between 33-39 Celsius which feels like a 120 degrees,
compounded with the kind of constant humidity that weighs on the mind
and saps me of my ability to write, think, breathe, drink an iced glass
of white wine with any pleasure. It makes me pray for the day that I
may leave this tiny, isolated town that is making me go gently mad.
This trend towards going bonkers is aided by the Maltese and their desire to blow off fireworks from 7am to midnite.
Almost everyday, we hear pointless, loud, jarring explosions somewhere,
for no reason at all, other than some imaginary saint, maybe. Beer festas, camping trips and constant fireworks fill up much entertainment.
I need to be anywhere but here.
Yesterday, en route to the marina that parks MADI,
I passed British shops and pubs, walking atop long stretches of dust
ridden sidewalks sans a spec of shade. These mean streets along the
lovely Med have not been cleaned for months and the Sirocco winds keep
coming. Unlike Rome where a light layer of dust came along just every
now and then.
So
I decide to find myself a reprieve and dip inside to say hi to Mike, a
nice Maltese guy that owns the local hardware store where I've made the
odd nautical and home purchase. I told him the floor fan I bought no
longer boasts a middle speed. I use it to spread the air conditioned
space for maximum effect as I prefer minimum fake air. He says, 'bring
it on back, I'll fix it'. But somehow, lugging the floor fan 5 long
blocks in reverse, in this heat makes me queasy.
We
chatted. He relayed how hard it was to start his own business, garner
trust and gain security in the hood. He told me about his wife and two
kids and how they have everything in common, including 80's music style
parties and U2, whom they saw in concert recently, in Dublin.
So
i unloaded back about how me and Malta couldn't agree on a single
thing. He concurred and was bemused and confused why any non-Maltese
would like to reside in a place that takes care of their locals first.
Their locals are almost all connected by family as practically
everyone's related to someone here on the island.
There's
probably a reason less than 400 Americans live on this island. This is
the kinda place that people come to 'check out', 'hang out' and 'tune
into' their own kinda retirement. Rome was remotely similar and
provided some of the same kinda sensations but it also boasted the most
affordable and consistently delicious pasta dishes on the planet.
Simple, fine wine was found everywhere and that world weary city was
absolutely as grand as Paris, albeit in a completely different way.
But I was bored because I didn't want to teach English or be a guide
and that was about 90% of the jobs available to expats, and mio marito was traveling up North for biz as that's where most work occurs in Italy.
So we're moving to Switzerland, where people are dead serious and
there's the illusion that work awaits. I'm delusional enough to dream
of the illusion of work once again but as delusional as I am, some of
my dreams do come true.
Anywhere, elsewhere, but here...
And.
My less than light mood has been amplified by the fact I've made more
visits to the emergency room in the last two weeks than I have in my
entire life. Three to be exact, all due to a local eye allergy, or Blepharitus
, as it's better known. I suppose it's official; I'm allergic to
Malta, which is somehow poetic if inconvenient as I must wear my eye
glasses all day, which I hate but must wear as I'm legally blind in one eye and need assistance. They don't stay on while I'm on the Pilates machine, so this simply lends to more frustration towards basic maintenance.
But existing within an acute bubble of boredom does have its benefits; like yesterday for example, I had an epiphany; MADI allows me to escape. So I must love her more.
Here's a picture I took aboard MADI
last winter while sailing to Sicily. This may be my favorite angle,
sailing and drifting away from Malta, which I'll do for the final time,
in approximately two weeks.
This
pattern of escape either suggests a cowardly or curious personality,
possibly both, preferably the latter. Or maybe I'm simply reflecting
my fellow residents talent for survival as the only way I can survive
emotionally, psychologically and aesthetically is to escape Malta and MADI is key to this latest flight.
In
2002, we sailed away from the States aboard MADI. I was inspired to leave a place I loved and
experience the European dream, so I did. And now, I can escape and flee
Malta, which I hate because me and Malta were never meant to be. As
the warm and kind Maltese like to say, 'you either love it or hate
it'. Si,certo, c'est vrai. I hate it. I've time to leave and head up north, via Venice, aboard MADI.
Don't
get me wrong, I completely understand why my guy likes this place.
He's the foreigner that loves Malta. He has a motorcycle, a sailboat
and young, fun Maltese guys to crew and enjoy a can of the local brew, Cisk with, I get that.
But,
unfortunately, we need to work. We've invested our precious monies
into Malta, however, fate was fickle and less than kind. The heat's
unbearable and one can't wear Issey Miyake in this weather. At 45, I've
learned to acquire my own sense of style. I've received the blessed
nod from Italian and French women in the know, and Malta is not the
place for me to wear my style with any comfort or innate sense of joy,
which is what I feel when I wear my Issey Miyake.
The heat's not only impacting my ability to dress the way I like to express myself but it's hindering my newfound pledge to provide MADI
the TLC she demands, desperately. I would love nothing more than
engaging in the gratifying experience of manual labor, of varnishing
the exterior and applying oil and upkeep for the teak and holly interior.
Not in this heat,
I'll dabble late evenings this week but with deep apprehension.
Alas, I did not need to persuade mio marito to flee with me, why just this morning he relayed details of his his lovely motorcycle ride from Cannes to Limone and within two days he's visited Zia Ada again in the hospital in Cuneo
and immersed himself in the local gossip and political intrigue that
abound among the family contacts.
Soon we'll both be there or
somewhere thereabouts...it's so time to sail away...
anywhere, elsewhere, but here....